Oh, hello old friends…it has indeed been a while since I’ve posted-whether it’s because nothing of note has happened recently, or the fact that I was unable to connect to my tumblr account is unimportant.  I am here tonight to let you know about my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.  Enjoy!
Saturday morning is usually a pretty good time- I don’t particularly rush to get ready for work, and Sunday is just around the bend.  I just have to get through a few busy hours of taco service before the world is mine, and I have two glorious days to do whatever sounds good…that all changed when I got an upsetting message from my man friend letting me know he had decided to take a little day trip with a friend that he had actually discussed with me the week prior(meaning he discussed WE would go).  That stung.  A lot.  Now, we have a persnickety relationship-sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t.  Needless to say, I spent the first half of my morning sobbing wondering why I wasn’t good enough for the fun stuff.  That, in turn, pissed him off, currently leaving us at an impasse.  Day ruiner right there.
When I finally gather my wits and head to work, I realize I forgot to let my boss know about an order that was to be picked up right before we opened.  Considering all the prep work was done earlier in the day, that, understandably pissed him off.  In order to rectify the situation, I dashed out to the market to pick up what he needed to accomplish the task-5 cucumbers and 2 pineapples-easy enough, right?  Wrong.  When I returned with the goods it seems I bought two unripened pineapples and 5 seeded cukes.  How was I to know?  Anyhow, after a soul crushing shake of his head, he got it done, and the crisis was averted.  All this, and we hadn’t even opened the doors yet!
At 4:45, 15 minutes until sevice, my least favorite thing happened-2 guests snuck in the back door ready for dinner.  If you’re familiar with working in restaurants you must know that those last few minutes are crucial to pull together all the loose ends and be 100% ready for the night.  Normally, I would kick the early, early birds out, but thanks to a passing thunder shower, I allowed them to sit and wait it out. Up to the very last minute.  That was me being kind.
The rest of the evening was your basic, run of the mill shit show, with food taking too long to come out, people waiting too long for cocktails, and loads of gluten free diners who didn’t believe me when I told them the tortillas are corn-honestly-why would I lie to you about that?  Actually…no, I wouldn’t lie about that.  The only saving graces were the few diners who “got” that we were swamped.  I wanted to hug those kind souls, but instead, I bought them a round of drinks, and apologized profusely.  I honestly think I may have rolled my eyes at a couple of folks tonight.  Lo siento, I’m only human, and sometimes the questions are so tedious.
So, all in all, Saturday was pretty much a bust.  The only upside is I’m now sitting at home with a bottle of rose and a goofy cat obviously trying to make me smile.  I’m not as excited as I usually am for Sunday, but I guess not every Sunday is a kitten parade.
Hope you enjoy your 3 day weekend, and thanks for checking in.

Oh, hello old friends…it has indeed been a while since I’ve posted-whether it’s because nothing of note has happened recently, or the fact that I was unable to connect to my tumblr account is unimportant.  I am here tonight to let you know about my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.  Enjoy!

Saturday morning is usually a pretty good time- I don’t particularly rush to get ready for work, and Sunday is just around the bend.  I just have to get through a few busy hours of taco service before the world is mine, and I have two glorious days to do whatever sounds good…that all changed when I got an upsetting message from my man friend letting me know he had decided to take a little day trip with a friend that he had actually discussed with me the week prior(meaning he discussed WE would go).  That stung.  A lot.  Now, we have a persnickety relationship-sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t.  Needless to say, I spent the first half of my morning sobbing wondering why I wasn’t good enough for the fun stuff.  That, in turn, pissed him off, currently leaving us at an impasse.  Day ruiner right there.

When I finally gather my wits and head to work, I realize I forgot to let my boss know about an order that was to be picked up right before we opened.  Considering all the prep work was done earlier in the day, that, understandably pissed him off.  In order to rectify the situation, I dashed out to the market to pick up what he needed to accomplish the task-5 cucumbers and 2 pineapples-easy enough, right?  Wrong.  When I returned with the goods it seems I bought two unripened pineapples and 5 seeded cukes.  How was I to know?  Anyhow, after a soul crushing shake of his head, he got it done, and the crisis was averted.  All this, and we hadn’t even opened the doors yet!

At 4:45, 15 minutes until sevice, my least favorite thing happened-2 guests snuck in the back door ready for dinner.  If you’re familiar with working in restaurants you must know that those last few minutes are crucial to pull together all the loose ends and be 100% ready for the night.  Normally, I would kick the early, early birds out, but thanks to a passing thunder shower, I allowed them to sit and wait it out. Up to the very last minute.  That was me being kind.

The rest of the evening was your basic, run of the mill shit show, with food taking too long to come out, people waiting too long for cocktails, and loads of gluten free diners who didn’t believe me when I told them the tortillas are corn-honestly-why would I lie to you about that?  Actually…no, I wouldn’t lie about that.  The only saving graces were the few diners who “got” that we were swamped.  I wanted to hug those kind souls, but instead, I bought them a round of drinks, and apologized profusely.  I honestly think I may have rolled my eyes at a couple of folks tonight.  Lo siento, I’m only human, and sometimes the questions are so tedious.

So, all in all, Saturday was pretty much a bust.  The only upside is I’m now sitting at home with a bottle of rose and a goofy cat obviously trying to make me smile.  I’m not as excited as I usually am for Sunday, but I guess not every Sunday is a kitten parade.

Hope you enjoy your 3 day weekend, and thanks for checking in.


Señorita tomatillo (Taken with instagram)

Señorita tomatillo (Taken with instagram)


Griffin, weird, creepy, crazy eyes (Taken with instagram)

Griffin, weird, creepy, crazy eyes (Taken with instagram)


You know what motherfuckers? Sometimes you wish it was spilled milk you were crying over.  I bet one day, you notice you’ve spilled your milk, and you say,” oh no, I’ve spilt my milk.  I think this is as tough as it will get today.”  Poor me.  What really happens is, you go to work, set yourself up as you feel neccessary and go from there. Unfortunately, from there means you open the beer cooler, therefore shattering all of the beers that were stocked incorrectly in the midst of the busiest part of your night.  During this moment, you also notice you are out of an integral part of cocktail building, therefore, have to forgo said spill(and shattered glass) to hurry up and procure said ingriedient.  In the meantime, the guests who are watching you perform this circus trick ask if you have specials to tell them about-if you’re kind, as I can sometimes be, realize it’s not their fault, they’re only here to dine-and let them know it’ll only be a minute until I tantalize them with specials(internally murdering them for their lack of empathy).
In the end, the spill gets cleaned(by you), and the guests devour their specials. All cocktails go out as planned, and no one is of the wiser as to the red alert that has taken place at your bar.
When you really know how to be a bartender, maybe all it really is is spilled milk at the end of the night.

You know what motherfuckers? Sometimes you wish it was spilled milk you were crying over.  I bet one day, you notice you’ve spilled your milk, and you say,” oh no, I’ve spilt my milk.  I think this is as tough as it will get today.”  Poor me.  What really happens is, you go to work, set yourself up as you feel neccessary and go from there. Unfortunately, from there means you open the beer cooler, therefore shattering all of the beers that were stocked incorrectly in the midst of the busiest part of your night.  During this moment, you also notice you are out of an integral part of cocktail building, therefore, have to forgo said spill(and shattered glass) to hurry up and procure said ingriedient.  In the meantime, the guests who are watching you perform this circus trick ask if you have specials to tell them about-if you’re kind, as I can sometimes be, realize it’s not their fault, they’re only here to dine-and let them know it’ll only be a minute until I tantalize them with specials(internally murdering them for their lack of empathy).

In the end, the spill gets cleaned(by you), and the guests devour their specials. All cocktails go out as planned, and no one is of the wiser as to the red alert that has taken place at your bar.

When you really know how to be a bartender, maybe all it really is is spilled milk at the end of the night.


Happy Friday the 13th to everyone…I know it’s been a minute, but only a day as weird as the 13th could offer up the shit that was a’ brewin in the restaurant tonight.
Funny how I mentioned “shit” just then being that my most crotchety customer tonight (thanks to a heads up from the boss lady)was in the business of the difficult brown herself-she gives colonics, making her what, a colonic professional? A colonic”er”?  Whatever you want to call her, she was a miserable turd.  No need to get into details here, but it was safe to say this bitch deserved a taste of her own “medicine”…
The “I love great food but I need to alter it until it’s no longer good anymore” crew was out in full force tonight.  They love to take our amazingly delicious tempura corvina tacos and convert them to grilled chunks of fish with no crema or slaw-“make sure they’re corn tortillas, I’m gluten free” and God forbid a morsel of queso falls into one of their entitled mouthes, or else life as we know it is over(mainly just for me). 
Ah, I could go on and on, but not tonight, I’m exhausted.  To relax, I’m trying not to imbibe an entire bottle of wine while jealousy overcomes me watching a young fashion entrepreneur on VH-1.  Maybe it’s true what they say about television rotting your brain…

Happy Friday the 13th to everyone…I know it’s been a minute, but only a day as weird as the 13th could offer up the shit that was a’ brewin in the restaurant tonight.

Funny how I mentioned “shit” just then being that my most crotchety customer tonight (thanks to a heads up from the boss lady)was in the business of the difficult brown herself-she gives colonics, making her what, a colonic professional? A colonic”er”?  Whatever you want to call her, she was a miserable turd.  No need to get into details here, but it was safe to say this bitch deserved a taste of her own “medicine”…

The “I love great food but I need to alter it until it’s no longer good anymore” crew was out in full force tonight.  They love to take our amazingly delicious tempura corvina tacos and convert them to grilled chunks of fish with no crema or slaw-“make sure they’re corn tortillas, I’m gluten free” and God forbid a morsel of queso falls into one of their entitled mouthes, or else life as we know it is over(mainly just for me). 

Ah, I could go on and on, but not tonight, I’m exhausted.  To relax, I’m trying not to imbibe an entire bottle of wine while jealousy overcomes me watching a young fashion entrepreneur on VH-1.  Maybe it’s true what they say about television rotting your brain…


Bubs, so handsome! (Taken with instagram)

Bubs, so handsome! (Taken with instagram)


Makes sense.


My handsome boy (Taken with instagram)

My handsome boy (Taken with instagram)


Ranunculus for me. (Taken with instagram)

Ranunculus for me. (Taken with instagram)


Happy days!!!
What a nice week I have ahead…I was(shockingly)given this Saturday off to go to my lovely cousin Jo’s wedding in Philadelphia this Saturday.  Not only am I thrilled to be a part of such a wonderful event, but I’m super excited to see some family I haven’t gotten a chance to see in ages.  Not to mention it’ll be so nice to get the hell outta Dodge for a while.
Another reason to be all happy go lucky?  A really, really, really great friend is currently en route from Florida, his home for the last three years, back to the motherland, Connecticut.  I’ve been waiting to see him for ages, and I can’t believe it’s finally time!  Granted, I probably won’t see him for a week or so, it’s still exciting to know he’s here, in this state.
So, there you have it, great reasons to be happy this week.  Fonzie approved.

Happy days!!!

What a nice week I have ahead…I was(shockingly)given this Saturday off to go to my lovely cousin Jo’s wedding in Philadelphia this Saturday.  Not only am I thrilled to be a part of such a wonderful event, but I’m super excited to see some family I haven’t gotten a chance to see in ages.  Not to mention it’ll be so nice to get the hell outta Dodge for a while.

Another reason to be all happy go lucky?  A really, really, really great friend is currently en route from Florida, his home for the last three years, back to the motherland, Connecticut.  I’ve been waiting to see him for ages, and I can’t believe it’s finally time!  Granted, I probably won’t see him for a week or so, it’s still exciting to know he’s here, in this state.

So, there you have it, great reasons to be happy this week.  Fonzie approved.